Mischievous Golfer Gifts

'I knew it! Come back here!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'We were mud wrestling.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Golf Crime Scene.

Using Science In Fashion Design

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

Practical Yolkers.

The 19th hole

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

"Income tax has created more liars than golf and porn put together."

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'