Golfing Prankster Gifts

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Hole in forty-seven.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Vodka!'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

Using Science In Fashion Design

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

Women Golfers

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Neanderthal Golf.

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

The 19th hole

The world's first caddy.

'Gloria, tell my nine-o'clock to go to hell.'

The game requires no great physical strength...

Golfing Accident