Golfing Prankster T-Shirts

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Hole in forty-seven.

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

Jurassic Par.

'Vodka!'

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

Using Science In Fashion Design

Neanderthal Golf.

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

Women Golfers

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

The 19th hole

The game requires no great physical strength...

The world's first caddy.

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'