Golf Prankster Gifts

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Hole in forty-seven.

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'No fair cheating, Mr. Carpenter.'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

'Vodka!'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Women Golfers

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."