Golf Prankster Gifts

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Hole in forty-seven.

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"Not exactly a snowman!"

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

'The bite was great but you forgot to clutch your face and fall to the ground waving an imaginary card...'

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

'No fair cheating, Mr. Carpenter.'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

Jurassic Par.

'Vodka!'

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Women Golfers

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."