Golf Trickster Gifts

'We do not tee off in front of the markers. This is my second shot.'

'If I push speed-dial now, his phone should ring in his backswing...'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"It's improv night."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

At the baby oil factory.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

Tred carefully mill.

5 people balance on one tiny bike

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

Hit me.

Hurdles with Steps

Pianist Fraud

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

"I just found out that, at this firm, I'm the queen of hearts."

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

Women Golfers

Wheelies Gang.

"Are you ready to try it with a real egg?"

"All those close-up magic classes don't seem so 'worthless' on day 190 of quarantine, do they."

Crash Test Dummy runs on treadmill in front of brick wall