Soccer Trickster Gifts

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Ski kicker.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Mime Tug-of-War

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'Say when.'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

Hurdles with Steps

Pianist Fraud

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

A skateboarder falling on his head

They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Women Golfers

Trick of Treat

'He's just messing with your mind.'

"He's the new Turkish signing"

'How to whisper out of the corner of my mouth without moving my lips.'

'OK, wait until he grabs the twenty bucks, then set the hook!'