Golfing Trickster Gifts

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

Women Golfers

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

Ski kicker.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

Hit me.

Hurdles with Steps

Pianist Fraud

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

"I just found out that, at this firm, I'm the queen of hearts."

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

Wheelies Gang.

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

"All those close-up magic classes don't seem so 'worthless' on day 190 of quarantine, do they."

Wife puts her husband off at golf.

"He's the new Turkish signing"

Fake trophy moose photo.

'How to whisper out of the corner of my mouth without moving my lips.'

"You and your 'The fresh air will be intoxicating'!"

'OK, wait until he grabs the twenty bucks, then set the hook!'

"Baldo, I hope you're not going to that new drainage ditch to do tricks on your bike."

Magician playing cards with rabbit

'No, I mean you really are playing with less than a full deck.'

"Hey, Dad, you were wrong. I've counted them all and gran is playing with a full deck of cards!"