Tournament Trickster Gifts

What do you want me to hit next?

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"OK, ready to go again?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Ski kicker.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Mime Tug-of-War

"It's improv night."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

At the baby oil factory.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

Tred carefully mill.

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

'Say when.'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

Hit me.

Hurdles with Steps

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

"I just found out that, at this firm, I'm the queen of hearts."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

A skateboarder falling on his head

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

Women Golfers