Tournament Trickster Gifts

What do you want me to hit next?

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Ski kicker.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Mime Tug-of-War

"It's improv night."

At the baby oil factory.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

Tred carefully mill.

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'Say when.'

Hit me.

Hurdles with Steps

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"I just found out that, at this firm, I'm the queen of hearts."

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Crash Test Dummy runs on treadmill in front of brick wall

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

A skateboarder falling on his head

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'