Fishing Trickster Gifts

For sale: Barbed hooks

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Fishing from the Pier

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Polly tries reverse psychology

Ski kicker.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'How are they biting?'

'Can't you read?!'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"Today is the rabbit's day off."

Mission: Carrot

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

Jello in the diving pool.

They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!

Revenge of the Fish

Women Golfers

'He's just messing with your mind.'

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

Ice fishing from a suckerhole