Nautical Trickster Gifts

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

Ski kicker.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Scarecrow Directions

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Can't you read?!'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"What's the limit on these things?"

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

School Crossing

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

Revenge of the Fish

'Fancy a banana split?'

'Sure, that's a boat, but there's no motor.'

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

'He's just messing with your mind.'

'Boys the strong arm stuff is over. This is Ronald. Ronald is a hacker.'