Water Trickster Gifts

'Rats! I thought I was in luck when it landed in the water!'

Woman puts fake synchronized swimmers in water.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'Boat Launch'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

'Can't you read?!'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

The Water Diviner

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'We're de-salting water?'

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

Refraction

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!

Revenge of the Fish

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.