Golf Trickster T-Shirts

'We do not tee off in front of the markers. This is my second shot.'

'If I push speed-dial now, his phone should ring in his backswing...'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"It's improv night."

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

At the baby oil factory.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

Tred carefully mill.

5 people balance on one tiny bike

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

Hit me.

Hurdles with Steps

Pianist Fraud

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

"I just found out that, at this firm, I'm the queen of hearts."

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Wheelies Gang.

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

"Are you ready to try it with a real egg?"

Crash Test Dummy runs on treadmill in front of brick wall

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

Women Golfers

"All those close-up magic classes don't seem so 'worthless' on day 190 of quarantine, do they."

Fake trophy moose photo.

"Hey, Dad, you were wrong. I've counted them all and gran is playing with a full deck of cards!"