Golf Course Prankster Gifts

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"It was a professional hit..."

"Not exactly a snowman!"

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'No fair cheating, Mr. Carpenter.'

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

Jurassic Par.

'Vodka!'

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

Everything was fine until Becky's little sister decided to skip double.

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"