Golf Course Prankster Pillows

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"It was a professional hit..."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'No fair cheating, Mr. Carpenter.'

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

'Vodka!'

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

Everything was fine until Becky's little sister decided to skip double.

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'