Prankster Of The Fairways Pillows

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Poisson d'Avril!

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'It's the simple things.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

WHO THREW THAT?

"Not exactly a snowman!"

Hoax Ethnic Food

'...Psst...heel...heel Ben, psst...'

Clown eating jelly beans.

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

"Do you really think this will work?"

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

'Dude, check it out!'

'Old fart and the sea'

A balloon salesman is stuck with a pin and his balloons fly off.

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

clown trophies

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

Sock drawer.

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

'Very funny, William. Take it off! You're scaring the other students.'

"I thought we agreed we were doing gag gifts."