Playground Prankster Gifts

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

'It's just as I thought... Cooties.'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

I Carry Candy

Norwich - 0 conker related deaths since March.

Bully playing conkers with a computer.

Everything was fine until Becky's little sister decided to skip double.

"It was a professional hit..."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'She's been like that for hours. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to dare her to drink her dad's coffee.'

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

I know it looks like the playground supervisor is in charge, but that group is really running things. The Illuminaughty.

'Don't look at me...'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tree house.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,