Playtime Prankster Gifts

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'George is in there now giving the little dickens a good talking to about marking up the walls.'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

Kid sits in corner near bag marked 'little tractor repairman'.

Cheeky Boy

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Teddy Time Bears