Playtime Prankster Mugs

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'George is in there now giving the little dickens a good talking to about marking up the walls.'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

Kid sits in corner near bag marked 'little tractor repairman'.

Cheeky Boy

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy Time Bears

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."