Preschool Prankster Mugs

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Court's in recess!'

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Clown Skis.

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Teddy Bear

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.