School Trip Prankster Mugs

"Oh goodie, a school excursion! Let's spit on the teacher to make their trip memorable..."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Court's in recess!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

I will not waste chalk kid...

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

"A large donation usually calms him down."

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

Spider Preschool.

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!