Student Pranker Mugs

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Court's in recess!'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

I will not waste chalk kid...

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

Graduation Day At A Party School

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

'I'm sorry, Professor Johnson is not picking up. I can put you through to the equally eccentric Professor Williams if you would like?'

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

MA Certificate - Master of Alcohol.

'Remember Spike, he gets a 1/2 hour lunch. ONe minute more and you attack!'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

Whistling