Student Pranker T-Shirts

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Court's in recess!'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

Graduation Day At A Party School

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

'I'm sorry, Professor Johnson is not picking up. I can put you through to the equally eccentric Professor Williams if you would like?'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

MA Certificate - Master of Alcohol.

'Remember Spike, he gets a 1/2 hour lunch. ONe minute more and you attack!'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

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