School Trip Prankster Prints

"Oh goodie, a school excursion! Let's spit on the teacher to make their trip memorable..."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Court's in recess!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"A large donation usually calms him down."

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'