School Prankster Prints

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'Just out of curiosity, who do you punish on weekends?'

'Congratulations, Phillip. you've managed to score somehow lower than chance.'

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

'Will the student making those disruptive sounds stop? Fair warning! I am gathering evidence and I'm wearing a wire.'

'did you learn anything new today?' 'Yeah, my teacher can read lips!'

'You should blame, Donny Hart. I've been copying his answers all term!'

'I was close. I drew some blanks.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"Don't worry, our names are just bytes on his computer."

"It's my French homework. Enjoy."

"In science class we tested Mr. Henderson's temper by seeing how much we could goof-off before it exploded."

"Another school year! Yay!"

"In addition to opting out of state testing, I've added an addendum, to my mom's note that allows me to opt out of Science, Phy Ed and anything resembling homework."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

It Was Inevitable: Computerized Spit-Ball.

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

I told my teacher I refused to dissect the frog on moral grounds

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'Court's in recess!'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.