School Prankster Pillows

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'Just out of curiosity, who do you punish on weekends?'

'Congratulations, Phillip. you've managed to score somehow lower than chance.'

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

'Will the student making those disruptive sounds stop? Fair warning! I am gathering evidence and I'm wearing a wire.'

'did you learn anything new today?' 'Yeah, my teacher can read lips!'

'You should blame, Donny Hart. I've been copying his answers all term!'

'I was close. I drew some blanks.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"Don't worry, our names are just bytes on his computer."

"It's my French homework. Enjoy."

"In science class we tested Mr. Henderson's temper by seeing how much we could goof-off before it exploded."

"Another school year! Yay!"

"In addition to opting out of state testing, I've added an addendum, to my mom's note that allows me to opt out of Science, Phy Ed and anything resembling homework."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

It Was Inevitable: Computerized Spit-Ball.

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'Court's in recess!'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'