High School Prankster Pillows

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Court's in recess!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Scary stuff

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'