School Time Prankster Pillows

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Bo're'droom

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Court's in recess!'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."