School Time Prankster Gifts

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Bo're'droom

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Court's in recess!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"