Schoolyard Prankster Gifts

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

"Boeing! - in my office, now!"

Schoolboy.

"They're fake, when I get to school I'm telling everyone that I have evolved."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Court's in recess!'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'Where are you going?'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'Last night, I snuck into the barn with a latex medical glove tied to the end of a hose...haha!'

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'Quick! Get me the dispute resolution mediator!'

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'