Educational Prankster Gifts

'When they're in a deep state of hypnosis, you can get them to say anything, as I will demonstrate...'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Court's in recess!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'