Classroom Prankster Pillows

More velocity, less wing area Jeffery.

'What is it with you, Caldecott?'

'Just checking to see if you're still alive.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Court's in recess!'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Final Exams Today

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.