Teen Prankster Pillows

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

"Tia Carmen, can I borrow your scooter for a quick trip to the store?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Court's in recess!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I did it all from memory.'