Playroom Prankster Gifts

'Did you break the head off my teddy?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Boy rolled into a snowball

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Court's in recess!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'