Locker Room Prankster Gifts

'Nobody will see it in the sauna. Besides, how bad can your birthmark actually be?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Bo're'droom

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Everybody gets a raise."

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

Tamagotchi paralysis.