Locker Room Prankster Pillows

'Nobody will see it in the sauna. Besides, how bad can your birthmark actually be?'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Bo're'droom

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Resourceful toddler

"Everybody gets a raise."

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'