Locker Antics Pillows

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Cleaning Lockers.

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'Same tragic story...A disgruntled athletic trainer burst into the locker room and starts taping players at random...'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

'Nobody will see it in the sauna. Besides, how bad can your birthmark actually be?'

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'

'Relax, the game is over.'

You were great last night

"Okay, seriously guys, who's not wearing deodorant?!"

The first day of school is always filled with crazy emotions. Joy and trauma. Triumph and failure. Frustration and disappointment. And that's just dealing with my cruddy new locker.

Size matters!

'Athletic Trainer in the locker room...'

Just minutes before the big game Gerald realizes he grabbed the wrong gym bag.

"I was being honest with him, he said he was being honest with me, so now we don't know who to trust."

'I'm just saying - it doesn't help morale.'

'This is the NBA, Doug. It's a whole new level. You need to stop referring to your locker as 'my cubby'...'

'You've lost a step...'

"How come you didn't graduate from high school."

'He took a pass and disappeared?'

"Men's locker room. Caution: May not be as offensive as you've been led to believe."

'Oh, yeah, and no whackin' off the night before a game!'

'Let him stay, coach. He couldn't find his team's locker room.'

Women after 10 minutes vs men after 10 years.

"And if you forget who you're covering I'll be on the sidelines, in Hugo Boss, ready to remind you."