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"Okay, seriously guys, who's not wearing deodorant?!"

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"His first out-of-body experience."

Moses on the web

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."

'I'm just concerned that if we embrace change this one time, change might get the wrong idea and mistake it for some kind of long-term commitment!'

"Next time, Id' like the director's cut."

'Nobody will see it in the sauna. Besides, how bad can your birthmark actually be?'

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

New Karma Sutra: No.1 The Begging Position.

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

'Relax, the game is over.'

You were great last night

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

Urologist waiting room surprise.

"Two minute warning..."

'She's my sex therapist.'

Size matters!

Just minutes before the big game Gerald realizes he grabbed the wrong gym bag.