Locker Room Comedian Pillows

"Okay, seriously guys, who's not wearing deodorant?!"

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"His first out-of-body experience."

Moses on the web

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'I'm just concerned that if we embrace change this one time, change might get the wrong idea and mistake it for some kind of long-term commitment!'

"Next time, Id' like the director's cut."

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'Nobody will see it in the sauna. Besides, how bad can your birthmark actually be?'

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

New Karma Sutra: No.1 The Begging Position.

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

You were great last night

'Relax, the game is over.'

Size matters!

Urologist waiting room surprise.

'She's my sex therapist.'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

"Two minute warning..."

Just minutes before the big game Gerald realizes he grabbed the wrong gym bag.