Basketball Locker Room Humorist Pillows

'This is the NBA, Doug. It's a whole new level. You need to stop referring to your locker as 'my cubby'...'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Gary turns 40.

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Magician Playing Golf.

'Put a little backspin on the ball.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'