Basketball Humor Pillows

National basketball association - suggestion box high up wall.

Gary turns 40.

The best goalie in the world!

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Ref shows footballer green card.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

Shows Bundt

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

Football Boomerang.