Basketball Jokers Pillows

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

Gary turns 40.

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

"That's the deep end."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

"Whatever."

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

"This is called silent tennis? It's like regular tennis without the racket."

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

Muscle Music.

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'I think I'll walk to work today.'

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

'See that? Every single time he gets the ball, he takes too many steps, and they never call it.'

'I see that wearing underwear endorsed by Michael Jordan has done nothing for your jump shot.'

'Ernie, pluck yourself! We're skins!!'

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

'Trick play! Trick play!'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

"O.K.m who overinflated the ball?"