Sporty Jokers Pillows

A court jester pitches a ball to a king.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

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'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

How to avoid a heart attack.

"I took your advice."