Exercise Jokers Pillows

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

'He's started jogging to work.'

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pelobong

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"Sometimes a tightness in the chest can be a sign of high blood pressure. In your husband's case, however, I just loosened his belt a little."

Please seat to be weighted.

"At least you made it into the hallway."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

"I'm not finished exercising. I still have a couple of laps to go."

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."