Sports Joker Pillows

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

'I shot my age on that hole!'

'It's ok, I think he's moving.'

Damned Excuses.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'I knew that basketball player wouldn't be here long.'

"He cost a million pounds, they should've spent another tenner on a pair of glasses."

Spiked Ball

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Beer Order

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Jogging Bottoms

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

False encouragement.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Rugby oldies

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"