Athletic Joker Pillows

"At least you're a good loser, John."

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Jogging Bottoms

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Very drunk professional cyclist

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

False encouragement.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

The Cartoonists

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."