Sporty Jokers Gifts

A court jester pitches a ball to a king.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

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'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

"I took your advice."

How to avoid a heart attack.

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