Basketball Jokers Mugs

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

Gary turns 40.

"That's the deep end."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

"Whatever."

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"This is called silent tennis? It's like regular tennis without the racket."

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

Muscle Music.

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

'Trick play! Trick play!'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

'See that? Every single time he gets the ball, he takes too many steps, and they never call it.'

'I see that wearing underwear endorsed by Michael Jordan has done nothing for your jump shot.'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'Ernie, pluck yourself! We're skins!!'

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

'I think I'll walk to work today.'

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

"O.K.m who overinflated the ball?"