Basketball Jokester Mugs

The very last time anyone saw Sean McCarthy.

Gary turns 40.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

Pommel Horse Poops.

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

Jurassic Par.

'Vodka!'

'See that? Every single time he gets the ball, he takes too many steps, and they never call it.'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

'I see that wearing underwear endorsed by Michael Jordan has done nothing for your jump shot.'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'Ernie, pluck yourself! We're skins!!'

'Trick play! Trick play!'

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.

'Football school pranks'

"O.K.m who overinflated the ball?"

'Reminds me of my first wife - finds it hard to let go...'

'Bavetta! The foul is called 'holding.' Stop calling it 'touchy-feely.''

'He's asleep, you wuss! Just hit the ball!'