Basketball Court Jokers Pillows

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

Gary turns 40.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

"I wouldn't want to be in your shoes."

'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

"We specialize in pretrial publicity."

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

"My attorney feels it's unwise for me to continue to represent you."

'That would be way embarrassing.'

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

"This is called silent tennis? It's like regular tennis without the racket."

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that what you don't know won't hurt you.'

'Ask your partner if he'd be interested in a spin-off show in the time slot after yours.'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"And this is the juvenile court."

'I see that wearing underwear endorsed by Michael Jordan has done nothing for your jump shot.'

'See that? Every single time he gets the ball, he takes too many steps, and they never call it.'

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

'I hate it when court's out in recess.'

'Ernie, pluck yourself! We're skins!!'

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

"Maestro, a little sentencing music, if you please."

'The jury find the attorneys guilty of twisting the facts, the witnesses guilty of lying, and you, Your Honor, guilty of snoring.'

'Being a royal court jester hasn't just been all glitz and glamor you know. Oh sure, there's been a lot of laughter on the outside but tehre's been a lot of crying,dysentry,cholera,gout and bubonic plague on the inside.'

"O.K.m who overinflated the ball?"

'I like to listen to white noise to relax.'

Car Bowling Pins