Basketball Humor Lover Pillows

'We'll know more once we do an MRI, but, yes, this could be a career-ending injury.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Gary turns 40.

Playing pig

Cat and mouse.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Pole Vault Rules

'Here we go again...'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

The best goalie in the world!

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Punishment for the kicker.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

Game In A Can.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Football heads...

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

Basketball injuries.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Golf escape.

'Well, that was a mismatch. . . ok, we need a volunteer - who wants to guard Godzilla?'