Basketball Lovers With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Basketball Nerds.

"Good game."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Playing pig

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Why moms make bad refs.

I love Basketball.

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'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Basketball.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Kobe Bryant

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

Game In A Can.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

Basketball injuries.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"We're never going to finish this game if you keep calling 'jump ball' every two seconds."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."